Well there wasn't really anywhere to post this. I don't need help but I thought you guys would find this funny.

My sister's ADHD is so severe this is how easy it is to distract her: She fell off a chair and landed head first on tiles and she was about to cry but then she saw a recorder and started playing it.

Also, asking her how her day was at preschool is always funny:

"How was your day at preschool?" "It was... I played with Oliver and Tara and we rode on a skate board on our tummies and I jumped on the lounge but the lady told me not to so I ... " and at this point she usually runs off mid-sentence.